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  • Randomosity Re: The Following Swear Words Are Banned On YWS:

    I fall for it every time... you're getting more and more deceptive. *frowns at screen*

    Sep 4, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: The Great YWS Gathering

    Hands up everyone who lives in the UK! (And say whereabouts there you are, as well). *raises hand* Yep, I'm one of them! Although I don't even live in England. ...

    Sep 4, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: The Great YWS Gathering

    Yes, the main issue is that YWS is an international community (wow... doesn't THAT sound nifty!). And, though I'm not being anti-social in any way or form, I don't feel ...

    Sep 3, 2007
  • Official Polls Re: Have You Read The September 2007 Issue of Squills Yet?

    I read it! Loved the articles, particularly Mesh and Clau's - and especially the end of that! I'm already looking forward to the next one! -Kaz

    Sep 3, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: I need an editer.

    Well, it's hard to tell if you don't give us specifics. What exactly is it you want us to be editing? Also, if it's your stories you DO want us ...

    Sep 3, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Ten Uses for the Chicken Smilie!

    Perhaps an example of how KFC use only "humanely slaughtered" chicken products? :smt117

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Lounge, The Re: Barnes and Noble to Stock O.J.'s Book

    It's very weird. Why would someone want to publish a book about how they would have killed their murdered ex-wife. It's a bit sick.

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Writing Tutorials Re: Bored of Said?

    Well said! The name Paolin springs to mind...: "I'm sorry," apologized Brom. Hehehe!

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Fantasy Novels Re: The Blue King - Chapter One

    I'm so amazingly happy (see 'Randomness' forum), that I decided to critique the first piece I saw, so here it is! Firstly, I really love your writing style. It's effortless ...

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Randomosity Re: Rejoice, children!

    At last! Finally! IT'S DONE! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! No more boring stupid *every swear under the sun* -ing English coursework to do! Rejoice with me! Rejoice with the dancing elephants! :

    Sep 2, 2007
  • General Articles Re: Ginger-Mania?

    In short, I am muchly confused. :D Try clarifying it for the brunettes in the U.S., if you don't mind. I couldn't draw much from this. >->" Basically, red/ginger hair ...

    Sep 2, 2007
  • Lounge, The Re: School holidays in the US

    Lol! It's incredibly difficult to get in, though, but I'm sure you'll be able to. It's one of the top Universities in the world; Cambridge, Oxford and Harvard (in the ...

    Sep 1, 2007
  • Lounge, The Re: School holidays in the US

    I dunno about me. Im going to college in Britain. And, ashamedly, I have very little knowledge of the way college works over here. And I think it varies from ...

    Sep 1, 2007
  • Lounge, The Re: School holidays in the US

    There's been a lot of talk about school lately, so I was wondering: In the UK, or at least, in England and Wales (I believe it's slightly different in Scotland ...

    Sep 1, 2007
  • Lounge, The Re: what are you writing?

    I'm writing an essay for English, on the Charles Dickens short story, 'The Signalman'. And let me tell you, it's BORE-ING!

    Sep 1, 2007


If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
— Yiddish proverb